Sakura dreaming

The beginner's guide on how to avoid romance and hooking up

After inviting a girl to see a movie:

1.) Ask if it's ok to call your friends to see who else is free: after all, who wouldn't want to hang out with your friends ?

2.) Invite third parties (preferably several girl friends) when they say they're free (after calling them): girls always enjoying hanging out with other girls-especially ones they've never met before

3.) During a movie, sit as far as possible from the girl and stay there until it ends: you want to make sure you maximize your enjoyment of seeing a movie, don't you?

4.) Tell the girl you invited you want to hang out with your friends at their house after the movie (of course she's free to come too if she wants): there's no point in calling your friends and having them come see a movie with you if you guys aren't going to hang out afterwards too

5.) Comment on the similar height between you and her: if you think she's too short, mention how your little sister (age 6) is taller than her; if you think she's too tall, ask if how often she bumps her head on doors

posted by Sakura @ 8:48 PM